Teddy Scares Abnormal Cyrus Surgeon Plush Bear
Teddy Scares Abnormal Cyrus Surgeon Plush Bear Teddy Scares Abnormal Cyrus Surgeon Plush Bear

Teddy Scares Abnormal Cyrus Surgeon Plush Bear

$12.99

Teddy Scares Abnormal Cyrus Surgeon Plush Bear

These loveably freaky, ghoulishly cute bears are part of the Teddy Scares family. Abnormal Cyrus has been left alone too long. He's had too much time to think about the terrible things that have been done to him. His damaged mind has become...SICK AND TWISTED. Cyrus is 9” tall, irresistibly plush and grossly attired in real fabric clothing, an eerie removable surgeon’s mask and a stained apron from his last victim. Each doll is sold separately! Abnormal Cyrus is 9 inches Tall and 6 1/2 inches wide. Small plush bear.

Abnormal Cyrus Bear Bio

Date of Death: 12/12/74
Favorite Place: Musty basements
Favorite Color: Stripes
Goal in Life: To fit a dozen ping-pong balls in his mouth
Hobbies: Writing songs about his beloved Toastie, painting green eyes on everything, and counting cracks in the ceiling
Favorite Saying: “Wowwie wowsers!!!” (He’ll usually repeat it a couple hundred times before he gets tired of it)
Dream Occupation: Optometrist
Bio: His origins have yet to be revealed, but certainly something in his past has given him the knack for annoying people. Because of this he is a regular target of everyone’s anger. No matter how many times he’s beaten down by Rita’s bat, no matter how many times Hester might sic his roaches on him, Cyrus never changes. Perhaps he is just appreciative of any attention he receives. At the heart of this walking and talking irritation is a bear filled with massive loneliness and rejection. All this silly simpleton wants is a friend who will love him.

Collect all four!  Alternate picture will show the group photo of all bears, but you will only receive Abnormal Cyrus, each is sold separately!


  • Model: 90010AC
  • 3 Units in Stock

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This product was added to our catalog on Wednesday 11 September, 2013.